I'm hovering throughout time, I crumble in these days

This weekend was uhm..weird?
Brenna picked me up on Thursday because i didn't have school on Friday and we were supposed to go see Fear Before the March Of Flames,Misery Signals and The Closure.
The show was cancelled because of car trouble or something so Brenna and i hung out downtown.
We saw Gnarls Barkley in Maria's.
We drove around Downtown blasting AFI and we had Baby davey the decoy duck that AFI signed for us with us.
Than we went back to her house that night and slept naked?
She had school on Friday so i stayed at her house while she was at school.
I did nothing basically.
I played Pokemon on N64.
Than i took a nap and her grandma came over and i didn't hear the doorbell and i guess she thought i was in the living room because when i woke up after like the ninetith time of her ringing the doorbell she called me a liar.
Than there was a big fiasco.
Brenna wasn't allowed to drive anywhere.
I wasn't allowed to stay the night there.
So we calmed down a bit and called Seth May and told him to get us seventeen tacos.
So he did.
We also invited Tyler Snodgrass over and we had a pokemon stadium tournament with tacos.
Than Delana and Tony showed up and we watched Live Freaky! Die Freaky!
I love that movie.
Delena had to return Cannibal the musical back to Blockbuster.
Than Delena and i went to Waffle House at like two in the morning and saw Llyod Banks.
Than we convinced Sean that we saw Llyod Banks.
Delena broke her head on a guitar.
It was funny.
Hostel is a gross movie times twenty three.

Than the next day. Delena and i woke up simotanously.
She went to go buy shoes with her dad and i was abandonded at her house.
So i called Brenna and she said that she couldn't pick me up.
So i ended up calling Seth May.
We went to go eat at Hong Kong Inn which is gross because my shrimp was made of phlegm.
Than Denea freaked out at Seth because he was with me.
So now Denea hates me and wants to eat my first born.
Than Seth and i drove around aimlessly for about nine hundred minutes until Brenna called.
We ended up down by Nixa which made me laugh.
Than i used Seth for his adultness and met Brenna at the mall.
We stayed there for like a minute while Brenna shoved food down her esphogas.
Than we took Brenna's car downtown and uhm..
got Chai,went to Stick it in your ear and than went to Hoover.
I love pink baby guitars.
Than we went to get Seth's car and we headed back to Brenna's house.
Seth May let me smoke in his car which made me feel oh so blessed.
So than we had a Pokemon Stadium/Mario cart tournament at Brenna's house which involved Seth May clapping elaboratly and exclaiming yes!
Than we ended up driving again. I don't remember where we were going..
We went to a parking garage to smoke on the top level.
We found Black Man road which led us out of springfield into some awkward town called Turners.
We went to hell which is very Republicany and is located next to foreplay cabaret.
We went to another parking garage and smoked on the top level again.
Than we drove in reverse down the rest of the levels.
Wendys.
Than Seth and i were going to sleep in his car.
But than decided to sleep in Delena's house.
Because we are babies.
I had an awkward sex dream about Seth May.
Than we woke up Seth took me back to Brenna's.
Brenna and i hung out all day today.
We went to McDonalds and we left when Fall Out Gay started playing.
Than we went to Cody's house because he was going to stab a fork into his eye because he was so bored.
So Cody,Brenna and i went back to Brenna's to play Pokemon Stadium.
Than we went to the mall which was really boring.
I saw Alex Murdaugh though.
It was awkward.
DDR.
Than Brenna and i left because it was hella gay.
We went and rented Pokemon Colosseum and i watched her play that until my papa came and picked me up.
I love my weekends.

Yum yum chicken bone tell all your friends.

So i had an eventful weekend.
I'll tell you about it.

Friday:
Brenna picked me up after school with her grandfather in the car.
He kept complaining about how Joy Division is annoying.
Joy Division is so tame compared to everything we listen to.
Than when we went to Brenna's we got bored so i was all like call Dalena!
So we did.
She came and picked us up with Brandi in the car.
We went to Hong Kong Inn. Which is ironically run by Russian people not Chinese people.
Than we ran out of there with nine hundred duck sauce packets in my purse.
So we headed back to Dalena's house to make the myspace for our AFI tribute band.
We took ridiculously stupid pictures.
Sean must want to eat us. It's okay though because he smells like carpet.
Than i was supposed to call Seth at exactly eight o'clock because he owed me some coke brownies.
So he came over to Dalena's but her mom was bitching all over the place so we ended up going to Steakn' Shake. Of course.
I got a free milkshake from a queer because my birthday was last Wensday.
I found out he had sex with Gideon too.
Gideon is way too pretty for him.
He has like acne galore.
So after that we rented Cannibal the Musical and headed back to Dalena's.
It wasn't really too intresting so we all piled into Jowie's car to go get Easy Cheese and Ritz crackers at Walmart where we saw Zach Higgins.
Than we went back to Dalena's where Derek made cheese art on my arm.

Saturday:I woke up in Brenna's arms hahah.
Than we called Dalena because we had nothing to do and Dalena is our homegirl.
She had to work though so we couldn't hang out with her.
So i called Jowie. I told him to come over and make me pancakes and/or scrambled eggs.
He said he would discuss it with Seth and than head over or whatever.
So an hour an forty five minutes later they show up at Brenna's.
We have a cute little Pokemon Stadium Tournament where i totally beat Seth.
Than Brenna's mom came home so we left.
We went to go get Jowie's car because Seth would crash us into random things.
So we went to find porn but Seth didn't want to spend a lot of money.
So than we go let me pee.
Than we go to McCallisters where i buy like everyones food.
I'm so generous.
Than we go to Taco Bell to laugh at short urinals and read sauce packets.
After that we went to Walmart which was weird and kind of a drag.
Braums.
Than we all headed back to Brenna's house to have another Pokemon tournament.
Seth beat me.
My feet are cold.
Dream of Waking you are my savior.

I'm proud of you, so proud of you, I'm proud of you, I'm very proud of you.

Who should i marry?
John Malkovich?
Bret Easton Ellis?
Hunter Burgan?

Will you be my, be my beloved?

So i didn't go to school today because i was hella tired.
Oops.
Homecoming was okay.
That night it was weird and i don't even want to talk about it.
My birthday party had like no one there but i met like ninety hundred new people.

I have a story though.
I was walking downtown with Beertni on Saturday.
Than we saw Ivory and some green haired kid.
Ivory was telling us how some old cowboy kicked him in the stomach because he was a skater and how Ivory bashed him the face with his skateboard.
Than we walk back to where it happened and the old cowboy is talking to some bouncers and some guy who saw it happened randomly knocked the old cowboy on his back and ran off.
Than the bouncer was just trying to figure out what happened.
So he went inside to get Ivory a soda.
Than the old cowboy ran off and punched some poor old homeless man in the side of the head and he slammed into a parked SUV and than landed underneath the car. So I start running to the old man.
Britni is behind me running also.
Someone behind us is calling a paramedic and Britni goes to get ice and i'm trying to get the old man to relax and stay on the ground.
Terry comes running up and told us that the old cowboy got his ass kicked in the square and drove off in a truck.
The paramedics came and Ivory decided to press charges and the old man is fine i'm pretty sure.
Eventfull nights.
done.

Would you look up to see?

SoI had a pretty Bitch'n day.
World History:Freeday.
Health:Somes tupid story about his dad dying.
English II:Test but i only missed three out of one hundred an dnine questions.
Bitch'n.
STAR:I'm bringing sexy back.
French: Why are you so boring to me?
Algebra:Seriously.
Biology:Less boring.
P.E:I didn't dress out so i just slept on the floor.
Than Michael and i hung out after school.
We went to Shakes and i got ice cream even though it was negative one million degrees outside.
Than we went back to the high school to wait for Jackers to get out of ASD.
We annoyed Mr. Horner and i hate the varsity debate kids they are dicks.
One of them slammed a door in my face. ASsmasters.
Than Michael took me home.
Later Bylander came and picked me up.
We went to the mall.
Than to an awkward thrift store.
Than we went to go eat at Paoa Girgios.
Than we drove around in the same seat.
I was the steering wheel he was the pedals/
Great fun.
Than we went to Target.
It was hella fun.
Homecoming tommorrow.
I'm excited.

The hanging garden.

More pictures do what you must.

ASSMASTER.

Just sharing my photos with you.

I remember when.

Happy Birthday you skank Shelby.
I'm sixteen just you so you bitches know.
=]
So i have a story.
Cody is my friend that i totally thought was gay.
I guess not.
Because Britni and him are apparently going to have sex on Friday.
Cody was going to go buy protection but pussed out.
If you can't even buy condoms how can you have sex?
Than Britni doesn't want to see Cody naked because it'll be weird?
DON'T HAVE SEX THAN?
Oh god.
My friends are just insane.

Top five Jade Quotes for Brenna.

1. Jade: You should say, " Why are you such a stupid dumb ugly? You said you didn't like him but meanwhile you're a dumb ugly because you totally love him!" and then she be all like "That's pretty big talk for someone who eats poop!" and then you'll totally be like" More like doesn't eat poop!!"
2. Jade: Tell him to come check me out when i'm shredding some sweet fingertapping and than he'll be like "Power chords blah blah blah" and I'll hit the whammy bar sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like"Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadd" and that;s when i fire up the wah-wah pedal and be all like" Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka" all up in his freakn' face.
3. Jade: Yes, I'm a vegetarian but not because i love animals. I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants.
4. Jade: I love your duck with all its ducky goodness.
5. Jade: It looks like it's sitting on a hot dog![That one was one of my own]
   

She used to love her heroin.

Oh lord.
My breath smells like icky.
I just ate nineteen thousand baby breadsticks.
I have an awkward headache i think.

So i like how all of these local schools are having lockdowns and bomb/shooting scares.
Sweet.
How about me stop trying to kill everyone?
Speaking of which.
Hey bastard North Koreans!
Stop making Bush act like an ass.
Can we all just not?
I'm going to shoot up the post office now.
JK U.S. POSTAL SERVICE.
I LOVE YOU.
Don't take my mail away.
End the madness bitches.
Devoation and Desire.
Bayside.
The End.

I ate it slow.

So today was bitch'n.
World History:Watched Amistad. I love slave movies.
Health:Watched Simon Birch. I love midgets.
English II: Oh my god. I have four new reasons to love Mr. Horner.

1. Mr. Loudis the Hillcrest debate coach told me that Nixa debaters fought dirty.I told Mr. Horner that and he looks at me than looks away than looks back at me and says"That's because Mr. Loudis is an idiot."
2. When he was in front of the class he was pointing to something on the board and than he started modeling and he was like I'm going to try out to be the next Vana White. Than he pushed his boobs out and started giggling. Than he said " Fourteen thoughts just came into my mind and none of them were school appropriate."
3. Than i was exploring in his office and i found a picture of him in a cowboy outfit and a Cher CD.
4. Than when my finger started bleeding he handed me a Harry Potter band aid.

French:Uhm yeah. I hate you.
Algebra: So i found out that we have MAP celebration day on Friday and we have a half day.
BITCH'N.
Biology: I love glueing.
P.E. I hate you.
Thanks for taking me home Michael.
Tommorrow bowling with Britni!
6&8.
I love you afi.

Bitch'n kitchen

I had an eventfull weekend.
On Friday i got home from school and Brenna and her mom came and picked me up.
I got my homecoming dress.
It's purple with black polka dots.
Brenna's was black with sparkelys.
Than Logan picked us up and we went to Hillcrest homecoming.
It was okay.
I danced like a mofo.
Than it got lame and Brenna and i wanted to go downtown but Logan was macking on Brianna and he didn't want to leave.
I hadn't eaten since i don't even know so i had a hypoglycemia induced anxiety attack at the dance.
Finally Logan left because he felt guilty because i was shaking.
So we went to Steakn' Shake.
We met up with Brandi,Lea and Josh there.
There was this kid we had been harassing all night long because he was trying to look like Jade Puget.
So we invited him to sit with us and we tied him to a chair with Josh's tie and tried to shove chili down his throat.
Than Brenna and i made a slave island out of leftover food.
Than Delena showed up when we were about to leave.
Everyone was mad that she didn't win homecoming queen.
Than Brenna and i went back to her house and crashed on the couch.
Saturday we woke up.
We were bored out of our minds.
Than we tried calling Bylander but his phone was shut off.
So we called Brandi.
She said she was going to the haunted house with Delena and she invited us to hang out with her before.
So Delena came and picked us up and we went to Taco Bell.
Than we went to New Look Thrift Store and tried on random awkward outfits.
You should peer into Delena's phone.
Random pictures.
Than we went back to Delena's and watched weird t.v. shows while waiting for Josh to show up.
Than after that we went to the Haunted house.
Delena and i didn't have any money so i panhandled in the square for money.
Than we went through the house.
It was scary because it was really dark.
Satan was really nice though.
Than we went to the square.
I saw Bylander.
I got really excited.
He's taking me to my homecoming on Friday.
Than we left to go to Steak and Shake.
We hung out there and got free sodas.
Brandi was fighting with Mikey the whole time.
Than Brenna and i went back to Delena's house to watch music videos on Fuse.
When she took us home.
We had great fun annoying the crap out of Sean.
I have such an awkward life.

Tonight will come to life.

So this morning i watched the Cosby show while i was waiting for my dad to get ready.
That was awkward.
Why is the Cosby show on before 7:00 a.m.
World History:We took a test.
I got an A.
Bow to the master.
Health: Coach Krause let us have nap time.
English II:Uhm..We have an agreement test tommorrow and if we fail it we have to be sent to practical english.
I wont fail.
I'm bitch'n at English.
STAR:I went out to the commons and got a double fudge pop tart and heated it up in the microwave.
French I: I didn't fall asleep today.
We learned about agreements in there too.
Algebra:Worksheet.
Lunch: Derek kept staring at me. Miranda didn't put M&M's in my ketchup today.
Woo.
Biology: Notes over Photosynthesis.
Raquet Sports:We played wiffleball.
I can hit that ball.
Oh god.
My face hurts.
At least i'm listening to AFI.
I love you.

Kiss my Wonderbags.

Look how gross i used to look.
Like my Alkaline Trio shirt?









God at least i'm not all gay looking now.

But anyways.
Today i had French club after school.
We have to clean up our highway soon and we are going to the Halloween mazes.
woo?
Cat Scratch Fever.

I'm bored so i'm going to hijack ideas fro JP.

Sweet. Halloween Colors.
Bitch'n.
I'm going to do a top five like Jade Puget does because i have no life.
I asked for a random noun from Beertni and she said horse.
So my top five is .

TOP FIVE THINGS THAT RHYME WITH HORSE:

1. Course.
2. Corse.
3. Force.
4. Porous haha? that didn't really rhyme?
5. Hoarse.
   

Oh god. I win.

Track 14 is all you need to know.

My hands are freezing.
Logan is in love with me.
Toby is falling for me.
Bylander wants to have sex with.
Derek may want to have sex with me.
I really never thought that many boys liked me until now.
Let's evalutate them.
Logan:Tall awkward. Barely know him.Not attractive. Drives a Geo Metro.Makes fart jokes.
Toby:Never even met him in person.Barely know him.Semi-attractive but who knows. Is intresting.
Bylander:Feminine. Know him really well.Semi-attractive. Drives a rich car. Thinks i'm beautiful.
Derek:A man whore. Still hung up on his ex. Barely know him. semi-attrative. Goes to my school. Has a son.
Who should i pick haha?

Thanks for talking to me Tyler.

So last night i went downtown with Britni and Cody. I met up with Bylander,Brenna,and a million thousand other people.
I had a lot of fun hanging out with people. Than i met two new college boys Nate and Gideon and they're so fun to hang out with. I'm supposed to watch all seasons of Buffy with Gideon and Nate and i are supposed to do lunch ahhaha.
Than i went back to Beertni's house and we fell asleep like crazy.
This morning i woke up at 7:30 to go to church with Beertni and her grandpa.
The worship service was kind of lame. The Sunday school thing was badass.
Paris and Michael this kid i met at the Maylene and The Sons Of Disaster show was there. I had a lot of fun with the teacher man. I call him Beardy.
Then we came back to get ready to hang out with Cody. He came down and we chilled in Beertni's room than we went to Wendy's and Wal-mart.
We were supposed to go to Josh Burke's birthday party so we went. It was really super insanely lame though. Cody saw me pee and we left and told everyone we were going to leave to find coccaine.
So we went to Price Cutter and ate cookies in the back of Cody's truck.
The End.
-bows-