Top five Jade Quotes for Brenna.

1. Jade: You should say, " Why are you such a stupid dumb ugly? You said you didn't like him but meanwhile you're a dumb ugly because you totally love him!" and then she be all like "That's pretty big talk for someone who eats poop!" and then you'll totally be like" More like doesn't eat poop!!"
2. Jade: Tell him to come check me out when i'm shredding some sweet fingertapping and than he'll be like "Power chords blah blah blah" and I'll hit the whammy bar sound like a plane crashing at an air show and then he'll try to say some other stuff like"Blah blah blah yadda yadda yadd" and that;s when i fire up the wah-wah pedal and be all like" Wokka wokka wokka wo-wokka wokka" all up in his freakn' face.
3. Jade: Yes, I'm a vegetarian but not because i love animals. I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants.
4. Jade: I love your duck with all its ducky goodness.
5. Jade: It looks like it's sitting on a hot dog![That one was one of my own]