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So i had an eventful weekend.
I'll tell you about it.

Friday:
Brenna picked me up after school with her grandfather in the car.
He kept complaining about how Joy Division is annoying.
Joy Division is so tame compared to everything we listen to.
Than when we went to Brenna's we got bored so i was all like call Dalena!
So we did.
She came and picked us up with Brandi in the car.
We went to Hong Kong Inn. Which is ironically run by Russian people not Chinese people.
Than we ran out of there with nine hundred duck sauce packets in my purse.
So we headed back to Dalena's house to make the myspace for our AFI tribute band.
We took ridiculously stupid pictures.
Sean must want to eat us. It's okay though because he smells like carpet.
Than i was supposed to call Seth at exactly eight o'clock because he owed me some coke brownies.
So he came over to Dalena's but her mom was bitching all over the place so we ended up going to Steakn' Shake. Of course.
I got a free milkshake from a queer because my birthday was last Wensday.
I found out he had sex with Gideon too.
Gideon is way too pretty for him.
He has like acne galore.
So after that we rented Cannibal the Musical and headed back to Dalena's.
It wasn't really too intresting so we all piled into Jowie's car to go get Easy Cheese and Ritz crackers at Walmart where we saw Zach Higgins.
Than we went back to Dalena's where Derek made cheese art on my arm.

Saturday:I woke up in Brenna's arms hahah.
Than we called Dalena because we had nothing to do and Dalena is our homegirl.
She had to work though so we couldn't hang out with her.
So i called Jowie. I told him to come over and make me pancakes and/or scrambled eggs.
He said he would discuss it with Seth and than head over or whatever.
So an hour an forty five minutes later they show up at Brenna's.
We have a cute little Pokemon Stadium Tournament where i totally beat Seth.
Than Brenna's mom came home so we left.
We went to go get Jowie's car because Seth would crash us into random things.
So we went to find porn but Seth didn't want to spend a lot of money.
So than we go let me pee.
Than we go to McCallisters where i buy like everyones food.
I'm so generous.
Than we go to Taco Bell to laugh at short urinals and read sauce packets.
After that we went to Walmart which was weird and kind of a drag.
Braums.
Than we all headed back to Brenna's house to have another Pokemon tournament.
Seth beat me.
My feet are cold.
Dream of Waking you are my savior.