Chocolate and caramel smacking around in my mouth.

So this weekend was drama-filled.
Friday:Michael and Jackie came home with me after school.
Jackie and I got all beautiful while Michael ate chips on my futon.
Fucking fatass.
Than we went to the mall to meet up with some friends.
We met up with Tommy,Tara and Brenna and we went to get Michael's paycheck.
Michael left.
Brenna left.
So it was just Jackie,Tara,Tommy and I.
Which was cute.
We ambushed a bunch of people.
Went to talk to Nate.
Blah Blah Blah.
Met Jackie's boyfriend.
Blah Blah.
Than Brenna came and picked us up and we finally left that hell hole.
We headed downtown where i exploited Tara's talent.
I'm her manager.
So everyone who reads this should probably go look at her.
She gave me chills.
www.myspace.com/tarajamesmusic
Sorry about that little advertisment breaky.
Back to the weekend.
There wasn't a lot of people downtown because Angels and Gaywaves were playing at the Shrine Mosque.
So we went to the Mudhouse and discussed Tara's career over Chai.
We went scouting for photo shoot locations after that and ended up near
Jordan Valley Park.
Which just happens to have an ice skating rink.
We decided to go ice skating for some awkward reason.
It was pretty fun but i'm sore as hell now.
Damn Tommy and his random ice skating thoughts.
Than we went to Steak and Shake and Dalena rewarded our skating efforts with free chili.
Blah Blah Blah.
Sleep came.

Saturday:Brenna and i woke up at about 12:30 at the hand of Seth May's telephone call.
So we dragged ourselves out of bed to shove food down our throats and watch t.v.
Cassie called and wanted us to pick her up at Walmart because she was stranded there till nine.
So I phoned Alex Murdaugh because he makes the party
ten times more fun.
So we met up with Cassie and Alex at Walmart where a Code Adam was in effect.
It turned out to be false.
She just ran away from her grandma.
Bitch.
So than we went to meet my papa and Tara at Lucy's chinese food.
What a time.
We saw old chinese men riding various animals
and Alex eat his rice with a straw.
I drank insanely disgusting lemon juice.
Alex made me choke/laugh/cry to my death.
Blah Blah Blah.
Sears.
Blah Blah Blah.
Skyler and Steak & Shake.
Cassie totally wanted to have sex with Alex by the time we had to take her
back to Walmart.
After that we all went to Doling Park.
Skyler and Alex skated while
I drove Alex's pathfinder to Brenna and Tara's deaths.
Good times.
Than the cops were after us so we went to Tara's house to spend the night.
Tara's parents are the most amazing parents ever.
They are good people and they are like my second family now.
I see why Tara is so nice.
Tara and I made three different kinds of cookies while Brenna's mom threw an insanity
blanket all over our litlte cookie party.
I can't even describe how insane Brenna's mom's side of the family is.
I'll try though.
Brenna's mom hates Tara because we went to a concert and we smelled like beer because Todd Wehrle had been drinking and now Bernna's mom thinks we get drunk all the time with Tara WHO IS BASICALLY SXE.
Brenna's mom hates me because apparently i steal from her?
Brenna's mom hates all other parents' because she knows better than everyone else.
She didn't Brenna to spend the night with Tara because uhm.. WHO EVEN KNOWS.
Brenna's grandma is pretty crazy too.
I hugged Brenna so we are lesbians now.
And we smoke pot?
OKAY!
Considering she's sxe and i'm not an idiot.
But Brenna jsut ended up turning off her phone and staying anyway.
We watched the awesome AFI dvd I Heard A Voice and we read the
AFI craiglist mystery things.
AFI is so weird.
Than we all fell asleep watching crappy music videos.

Epilogue to Brenna's situtation:She's giving full custody to her dad when she goes up to Seattle where he lives over Christmas break.
He's going to buy a house here.
She's going to live with me when he's not there.
He'll be gone a lot because he's a pilot.

WOO

We Are the Fury

Maxeen

Jonezetta

Action Action.

Second greatest weekend of my life.

Okay so the title of my blog is extremely true.

Friday:
Brenna picked me up and we decided to go to the Artwalk but if was -3 degrees outside so
we met Tara at Wal-mart.
We did extremely random shit and than we went back to Brenna's and watched Live Freaky!Die Freaky!

GREATESTDAYSATURDAY!:Brenna and i met Tara up at the mall where we loitered forever
than we went to Nu Brew to see a concert.
It was an amazing concer.
Action Action,We Are the Fury,Jonezetta and Maxeen.
We made friends with all the bands because we were in the front row and
we could like touch them because there isn't a baracade.
There weren't as many people as i thought there was going to be but it was even better that way.
First band up was Maxeen.
They were pretty goo.
The bassist/vocalist looked like he was licking the microphone the whole time
and their groupie kept standing behind me to record
and he talked into my face to tell me that i was the perfect height.
The drummer was my favorite becausze he like knocked over some guys bass and
he was all like "SHH SHHS YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT" to me.
Than later we started laughing at him because he crept up to Todd from WATF and
talked all creepily. Than we was all whining at Todd "THESE GIRLS HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT ME ALL NIGHT BECAUSE I KNOCKED OVER A GUITAR!".
Next on was We Are the Fury and they were freaking amazing.
They were my second favorite band there.
They were super nice too.
I made friends with the guitarist right away because i was talking to
Tara and i was all "When i grow and turn into a man i'm going to grow muttonchops."
He started laughing at me and told me i should get steps.
I asked him if he would help me be a man.
He said i was too pretty to be a man.
Than we went into a conversation about peeing on homeless people.
During the show he kept staring at me and at one point he came over and like
engulfed my head in a sort of a hug while he was playing the guitar.
Than i made friends with the lead singer when the guitarist told me that his pedals caught on fire last night and i asked him what he would do if i caught on fire .
He said he would jump on me and the vocalist said something i can't remember.
But they both wanted to jump on me and we went into
and awkward conversation about doubleteaming.
Later after the show was over i met the keyboardist who was totally macking on me.
He was in love with my height.
He was pretty adorable.
He gave me his e-mail address and told me to email him.
I gave him my temporary school ID card.
He was so nice.
He put his jacket on me. It like ate me though.
Than i said something about him not even noticing where i was during the show and he was all
"i know exactly where you were!" than told me exactly where i was.
I giggled.
Than i met the vocalist again and the drummer.
They look a lot alike so i was like "You guys look alike".
The vocalist turned me and said" That's because we know each other".
Hhasha.
Well duh.
After WATF played Jonezetta played.
They were really good.
I had seen them before.
When the vocalist was setting up he put his synth right in front of me.
So i was like "Is that for me?"
and he goes "Yes you can play it".
Hhahah.
After Jonezetta was Action Action.
They played the best and it was amazing.
I made friends with the vocalist when they were setting up.
I was like" Can i touch your shoulder pads?"
Than he let me and told me he had never noticed them before.
Than he told me if i grew shoulder pads i could be in the band.
Teh guitarist kept trying to eat me during the show and i got a really close picture of his face.
After the show. My coat was in the backroom so i went and got it and the drummer for AA was
back there so i talked to him and took pictures and tried to switch shirts with him.
Than the bassist walked in in only his panties and we all screamed.
Than i was still talking to the drummer and he walked back in naked.
We screamed even more.
Than we met the bassist after he put his clothes on.
He took an insane picture with me.
Than we met the guitarist.
He was my favorite and he hugged me like nine hundred times.
He was so freaking nice.
He also likes Bad Religion so that's amazing.
The merch guy for Action Action was really nice too.
He covered me in stickers and play fought with me all night long.
He gave me a free Action Action button because i was missing a button on my shirt.
God i love meeting amazing people.

Oh my beautiful one

I get to see AFI twice in Feburary!
They are coming to Springfield the day before i go to Tulsa to see them.
So it'll be fun meeting them two more times.
Woo hoo!

Pound my knuckles hard against the floor.

Old man winter came early this year.
He blew his frosty breath all over my tiny little state.
Thankfully, the roads were coated in those beautiful clear crystals or death.
I was awarded two days off of school because of the said dreadful weather.
Brenna showed up on my doorstep like a third world country victim begging for attention after spending a day trapped in her powerless house.
I welcomed her into my house with board games and furry bear feet.
We played board games with my father and my brother.
We destroyed their spirits by inihilating them twice times at Cranium.
We are telepathic cheaters.
Brenna bounced into my room the next morning bringing awakeness with her.
So we geared up and headed out to venture across my snow laden yard.
It was a mighty trek to the back of my house where we built Hunter and Jade out of snow.
Than we crushed them to pieces to throw them at each other.
I threw a mountain of Jade at her.
We trudged inside pink cheeked awaiting our pancakes that my father so graciously prepared for us.
I'm going to summarize the rest of the day up for you.
American Pyscho:Sex with coathangers,chainsaws dropped on heads,crazy men,Bret Easton Ellis.
Futon:I built a futon with my own two armies.
StickFI:I drew AFI on my chinese takeout box and i don't want to throw it away.
Today i had an eventful day gift wrapping to earn money for the eager moneyless children who lay upon the streets of Springfield.

*AFI in seventy four days.