Pound my knuckles hard against the floor.

Old man winter came early this year.
He blew his frosty breath all over my tiny little state.
Thankfully, the roads were coated in those beautiful clear crystals or death.
I was awarded two days off of school because of the said dreadful weather.
Brenna showed up on my doorstep like a third world country victim begging for attention after spending a day trapped in her powerless house.
I welcomed her into my house with board games and furry bear feet.
We played board games with my father and my brother.
We destroyed their spirits by inihilating them twice times at Cranium.
We are telepathic cheaters.
Brenna bounced into my room the next morning bringing awakeness with her.
So we geared up and headed out to venture across my snow laden yard.
It was a mighty trek to the back of my house where we built Hunter and Jade out of snow.
Than we crushed them to pieces to throw them at each other.
I threw a mountain of Jade at her.
We trudged inside pink cheeked awaiting our pancakes that my father so graciously prepared for us.
I'm going to summarize the rest of the day up for you.
American Pyscho:Sex with coathangers,chainsaws dropped on heads,crazy men,Bret Easton Ellis.
Futon:I built a futon with my own two armies.
StickFI:I drew AFI on my chinese takeout box and i don't want to throw it away.
Today i had an eventful day gift wrapping to earn money for the eager moneyless children who lay upon the streets of Springfield.

*AFI in seventy four days.