Thursday, November 30, 2006

AIM beeping sounds.

SNOW DAY TODAY!
YAYAY AYAYAYA.
I get to see and meet AFI again in seventy seven days.
I already bought my ticket.

Monday, November 27, 2006

I'll take advantage while You hang me out to dry

Thanksgiving Break.
Wensday:I had to go to school for a half day but it's alright
because all we did was watch some pathetic talent show.
After that Britni and i hung out after school.
It was pretty fun until we went to Peter's.
Than we met up with Alex Murdaugh at Wal-mart.
Britni and Peter left after that.
Alex and i bought some Holiday spoons and ice cream and went to sit at the park.
Alex decided he wanted to drive through the soccer field and park underneath
the goal.
My ice cream was attacking me so i threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
Than we walked over to the little kid park.
There was a pathetic looking garden and we played Tic Tac Toe
on the play set that was falling apart.
Than i took Alex to look at the sinkhole.
We drove around aimlessly forever.
So we got destructive.
Set a field on fire.
Set off car alarms.
Swerved off the road to drive through a cement factory?
Destroyed a construction site.
Parked in Buger King's garden.
Than we drove to Highlandville for no reason whatsoever.

Thursday:THANKSGIVING.All day was basically anticipation to eating dinner.
The dinner was amazing.
I got full too fast though.
I miss all that food.

Friday:Brenna came and picked me up around noon.
We went back to her house to call people to hang out with.
Zach Higgins and Alex Murdaugh were free so we called them.
They met us at McCallister's like ten hours later.
Brenna and I got hyphy off of the tea so we made a huge
sugar mess and stole a bunch of mints.
Than Maurice's sold Brenna's coat so we had to go the mall on Death Death Day.
We DDRed it up. I sucked though because i didn't do it with Brenna.
After that it got dark so we decided to go to Sequiota Park.
We went through the caves which were scarier at night.
Than we walked the trail and climbed up 90 degree angles.
Than we swung on the swings for a bit.
Found another trail.
This one was a lot more painful and pointless.
It stopped in the middle of a field.
Than we departed ways.
Brenna and i headed downtown.
We found young master Justin Crabtree down there so we stole him to Wendy's.
After that we picked up Brandi and we all sat around Brenna's house
doing nothing.
Cody made me have an anxiety attack and he's deleted from my life forever now.

Saturday:I woke up with a toy snake underneath my pillow.
Apparently the snake fairy came.
We played Pokemon Stadium for like two rounds.
I won both and Brenna left in a hissy to make English muffins.
After that we saw an Arby's commercial that looked amazing so we decided to go to
Arby's.
Man i love Arby's.
We had nothing to do after that so we called Alex Murdaugh.
We met him at Plaza Towers.
Than we stole him to Black Man road.
We saw Black Man Water Treatment Center.
Than we took him downtown to meet Seth May.
Than everyone showed up downtown.
Brandi and Lea.
Tommy,Gloves and Zach.
Than Jowie.
We stayed in the square for a while.
Than we went to go see The Grudge2 with Tommy,Lea and Brandi.
Mikey,Elise,Aaron and some other girls met us there.
I met some new people behind us.
They were nice.
The movie was terrible.
Especially when these little bitches in the front kept screaming elaborately for no reason.
I was going to stab their eyes out.
The guy behind me decided to go tell the ushers.
What a bad movie that was.

Sunday:Derek Jenkins called like three hundred times that morning
and i couldn't go back to sleep.
So we called him back and he told us to come over.
So we ate some grilled cheese samdwiches curtesy of me.
Than we headed over to Derek's.
I'm pretty sure that i love his parents.
We played XBox until lunch was ready.
Lunch was amazing.
His parents are so nice.
Than we went to get a controller from Tyler Snodgrass and
played Pokemon Stadium and Mario Party.
Fun fun Thanksgiving Break.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

I can see it in your eyes you mean all of what you say

This weekend wasn't very eventful but i'll tell you about it anyways.
I stayed home Friday night because Brenna's mom wanted to take her shopping and out to dinner.
Which turned into her mom shopping and Brenna eat too much Sushi.
I stayed up all night long talking to Toby on AIM because i'm lame.
Than on Saturday i got a phone call from my older sister Ashely who lives in Colorado Springs telling me that there was some drama with my mom.
So i called my mom and she told me what happened.
Apparently my ex step dad who my mom kind of sort of lives with choked her and slapped her in the face.
So my mom was going to take my little sister and my little brother over to her boyfriends house who she kind of sort of lives with and left me for.
My spoiled little sister didn't want to leave.
My little brother of course wanted to leave.
So my mom called the cops because she thought that they could make my little sister leave.
So the cops were really rude to my mom and my little sister told the cops my mom was crazy.
So the cops told her she had to leave because it wasn't her house.
They weren't even going to let her take my little brother until he started crying.
So I met Brenna in town and we drove over to my mom's boyfriend's house to console her for a bit.
This is why i have General Anxiety Disorder.
So after a while Brenna and i headed to T.G.I Friday's and ate some weird food.
Than we got bored so we went and picked up Justin Crabtree.
We made him watch Live Freaky! Die Freaky! which he of course loved because everyone does.
Than we went downtown and got Chai and played on a map of the u.s.
Later we met Seth May at Hillcrest to watch Bye Bye Birdie.
We sat with Adam German and it was such a bad play but you couldn't help but love it.
Than we went to Wal-mart and attacked Zach Higgins.
We bought Red Diamond tea and straws.
Than we noticed that Chance was in line waiting for the Nintendo Wii.
I almost peed my pants.
Than Tyler Snodgrass jumped out from behind a car.
It was an ambush from Hillcrest kids.
Than we sat in Steakn' Shake and drank tea for like a bazillion years and we saw Adam German waiting for food.
Than we went back to Brenna's and slept.
Today i watched The Labrynth with David Bowie and his crazy hair.
Than i went to the mall to DDR it up.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

hey left you with nothing

So Derek invited me to drive up to the Webb City/Nixa game with him,Michael Dilley and Ashley Brown.
So i agreed.
Webb City is an hour and a half away so we took Derek's car.
He has an amazing car.
It's super fast.
We kept racing people on the way up there.
At one point on I44 we raced a Trans am and we were weaving in and out of semis at 135mph.
The Trans am kicked our asses of course because Derek drives a Mazda 6 and a Trans am is like two of his engines.
But we were in front a while.
We thought we might have lost him when we were weaving in through the semis but he was right there behind us.
We made it to Webb City two hours before the game started but a lot of people were already there.
We sat in Derek's car and smoked for a while than we went and sat over in the visitor section.
I stood with Ashley and Dilley for a while.
Than some assholes beside me were bugging the shit out of me so Derek told me to go stand over by him.
It was so cold.
I had a lot of fun. We were jumping and stuff.
We also broke the wooden part of the Webb City bleachers hahaha.
There were so many people there because if we won this game would be one away from state.
Than Derek wanted Danielle Foley to stand by us. There was like no room for anyone.
So she knocked me off the bleachers twice and it pissed me off so much because i hate her she's a total moron.
So i went down a step to stand with Erin and i couldn't see anything that was happening.
Tawnya Ledford was pissed that Danielle knocked me off. It made me happy.
It was so freaking cold.
We left when there was five minutes left in the game because they were beating us 34 to 7.
We went to Waffle House.
This waitress told me i looked like her daughter.
Derek made me eat his hash browns.
Dilley picked really shitty country on the jukebox hahah.
Than we headed home.
Dilley and Ashely were basically sleeping in the back seat the whole time.
Derek was being crazy.
He was singing at the top of his lungs.
He was also laughing manically every two seconds.
Than he decided to lock everyones windows and freeze us out.
Than on the back roads of Nixa he would turn off his headlights and drive really fast to freak out Ashley.
He also pulled his emergency brake when he went really fast on the dangerous curve by Ashely's house and she started screaming.
Than Derek got tired of driving so Dilley took over and he kept killing it because the clutch was easier than on his car.
Than my papa "grounded" me.
Like i'm going to listen to him.
ACTION ACTION ON DECEMBER NINTH I'M EXCITED.


Sunday, November 12, 2006

Now, if I wrote you a love note

So this weekend was cute.
Seth picked me up after school because Brenna told him to.
Than he dropped me off at the Speech tournament to hang out with Brenna.
I helped Brenna check on all the I.E. rooms.
I met Adam German and i helped him with his English paper.
He is a nice fellow.
Than I talked to Mr. Horner who was in the TAB room helping TAB for some reason?
I talked him for a couple minutes.
Brandi tricked Sean Devine into judging every single round for two days.
Hahaha.
Than Brenna and i went back to her house and watched Chancy Mc Chance Chance to sleep.
Than I woke up at like seven in the morning because we had to get up and go to the speech tournament.
I helped Brenna open up her HI rooms.
I even helped her rangle up Nixa's golden boy Taylor Martin who actually turned out to be a super nice boy.
Than Markee was bitching about me being at the tournament because I go to Nixa.
Even though i know a lot about speech and debate and i could probably school Markee on everything that bitch.
So than they had a time keeper drop out so i had to fill in and time for Public Forum.
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At least i got to meet a really intensely nice Parkview team and I got to watch Nixa's A team public forum it up.
Than I saw Derek Jenkins and jumped all over him.
Than i saw Seth and Josh Gardner who i finally met.
We went to Bass Pro.
Josh showed us the secret bedroom that the owner of Bass Pro has hidden there.
It has a keypad in a tree and a sliding painting in front of it.
Than we went to Chuckie Cheese's and we took a picture of all three of us and than everyone was staring at me so we left and went to Sequiota Park.
We smoked in the caves and than we went to Black Man road.
Than Josh started bitching about him having to pick up his girlfriend so we dropped him off at his car and went back to the speech tournament.
Everyone was in the TAB room so we went there.
I met Brenna's favorite teacher Mr. Blakenship.
Than Loudy was being a huge dick to everyone OF COURSE.
He made everyone leave the TAB room and go to the awards assembly.
So Seth and i left and sat in the Lowe's parking lot for two and a half hours.
We kind of made out a little.
Than we went back to the speech tournament and helped Brenna hand out last minute trophies.
Than Brenna and i left and Seth left and it was all good.
Than we went back to Brenna's house and watched Chancy Mc Chance Chance to sleep again.
This morning i woke up and Brenna made me English Muffins with ham and cheese and raspberry preserves.
Than we went over to her grandparent's house to download Justin Timberlake's new CD.
Than we malled it up for the rest of the day.
Now i'm choking on the boredom.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Forever wandering together through a world of violets.

So this weekend was pretty fun.
My tumbly hurts about it for some reason though.
I suppose i'm just annoyed that i don't have a car or cell phone and i'm probably going to kill myself soon.
On Friday Brenna came to my school for a debate tournament.
She watched make an ass of myself in our pep rally.
We won the football game.
Brenna got 3.3 on her duo with Markee.
Tyler and Chance broke to finals.
I time kept for Champ LD.
That was uhm fun?
Seth and Jowie showed up randomly at the Nixa tournament.
I'm pretty sure it's because they have no lives.
They took me home. woo!
Brenna woke me up at 10:22 on Saturday morning.
We went to go eat Wendy's.
Than we went to the High School to watch duo finals.
Mr.Loudis,Jeff Boshen,and Tyler Snodgrass were all being dicks to me so i walked away.
Duo finals were really funny.
Tyler and Chance did really good.
I almost peed my pants off.
Than we met up with Seth and Jowie at Brenna's house.
We watched Brenna play Pokemon Colosseum for like ten years.
Than we left to go..
well i don't think we had a real destination.
We ended up somewhere.
My head hurt like crazy.
Jowie was being a bratty little bitch.
=]
Hhaha.
I love that expression.
Thanks Dane Cook/Jimmy Kimmel.
Than we dropped Jowie off because he had to go to work.
We ended up back at Brenna's.
She started playing Pokemon Colosseum so Seth and I made a flying tent.
Which was really funny because he was Captin Patch Eye and i was the kitty baby,
Than Seth and i left to meet his father at Mcdonalds.
He bought me a Happy Meal haha.
Than we waited outside Brenna's for like nine hours talking about weird crap.
I'm attracted to Seth even more now i suppose.
Than Brenna bitched at me because her mom was bitching at her.
She thought we were having sex or something.
Than her mom sat us down and had a little intervention thing.
She told me she doesn't hate me or whatever.
I don't even care and i don't feel like talking about it.
This morning we woke up at nine and we went to church with Seth May.
That was weird.
My grandma slipped me twenty five dollars and my aunt slipped me five?
Who even cares?
Than McCallisters after that.
Skate boy was staring at Seth when shove like nine million mints in his pockets.
Than we went back to Brenna's.
Seth left to go do something with his brother.
Brenna and i went to the mall.
I bought a shirt.
Than we went to Barnes and Noble.
Astrology is fun.
100 greatest songs from the 80's.
Than i don't really want to or care about what happened the rest of tonight.
All i know is that i have a weird uneasy feeling in my stomach..

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

HALLOWEEN PICTURE.


Robert Smith-Brenna
Monkey,from The Addicts, and Magenta-Dalena
Debbie Harry-Shelby

Halloweeeeen.

So Halloween was very uhm weird.
I had school so i had to attend that.
In third hour i passed out from my Hypoglycemia and i slammed my head onto the tile floor and it hurt like a bitch and everyone was laughing at me when i left the room.
So i hate my third hour class.
Fall Children!
Sorry i'm listening to Fall Children and Davey just screamed with me and i had to type it down.
Anyways,Brenna picked me up after school.
It scared me like a crazy chiuauhua when she rang my doorbell like nine hundred times because i fell asleep watching Dangerous Liasons.
I was shaking when i was throwing elaborate make-up in my bag.
So than we drove to K-mart and bough falsies.
When we got to Brenna's house her mom and her mom's boyfriend were there.
So her mom had to be civil to me.
We put on our falsies and did bitch'n makeup.
Brenna did high purple/pink eyemakeup like Davey and it looked really good.
I did Silver around my eye with black on top and blue eyeliner out from my eyes in a weird design.
Brenna was Robert Smith and she teased her hair and smeared her lipstick.
I was Debbie Harry i turned Brenna's shirt into a dress and wore some high stockins and plaid flats.
Brandi came over and she did amazing makeup and she was going to be Midge Potts[a local progressive republican transgender paradox].
Than Dalena showed up and we all went to Dalena's to watch her turn into Monkey from the Addicts/Magenta from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Janessa showed up as a slutty kitty and some other girl showed up too.
When Dalena finished her makeup we went downtown. No one was down there.
We did run into Kelsey Kelley and Antar though.
So than we went to Republic after that and Brandi met up with Michael and he gave her her engagement ring. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
I met some random people in the Wal-mart parking lot.
One was dressed up as a bear.
So I was standing out in the cold smoking and talking to like nine hundred people i just met.
So than we left and so did they.
They told us to meet them somewhere so i told them we would meet them at McDonalds.
Than we pretended to pull in and than we sped off and it led to them chasing us.
HIGH SPEED CHASE.
Dalena has wonderful driving skills so we definatly lost them.
Than we dropped Brandi off at her house.
Went to Janessa's and got in Janessa's car.
Dropped Brenna off and got my shit.
Than we went downtown to buy tickets for Rocky Horror Picture show at Landers.
Than i went home.
Slept.
mmmmm.
Sleep.