Alright here it goes bitches.


Alright so this weekend was awesome.
I went to see Kill Hannah at Remingtons.
There were three opening bands.
Dead Sexy was the worst local band ever.
ActionReaction was pretty good.
And Love Arcade was amazing.
There were fat gothtards in front of us the whole show so i was totally terrorizing them.
I wanted to be in the front row.
I poured water on them and they still wouldn't move or say anything.
When Kill Hannah came on they were fabulous with their awesome guitar lights.
Everyone got excited when we threw up glitter during Kennedy.
The lead singer of Dead Sexy decided he needed to be in front of us during the last song so
i'm totally slandering their name all over the place.
After the show i saw Justin Crabstoner all stoned out of my mind.
He ran off with my coat.
Brenna jacked the set list for Kill Hannah so she could get it signed.
Baby Jade was also there making out with his sick girlfriend.
I almost puked all over the place.
I met Mat Devine first.
He was really nice and looked a lot like Robert Smith.
I made him laugh when i told him i broke my nail off purging myself earlier.
Than he confused me with yellow sharpie lids.
Next we met Jon Radteke the synth guitarist.
He was amazingly hot.
Here is our conversation:
me:"I love you!"
Hug.
Me:"Let's be best friends for life."
Jon:"Awh okay."
me:"Since you're my best friend you have to live with me.I have a futon."
Jon:"I don't think my financee would like that."
me:"Shh. Shh. You don't have a financee."
Jon:"Fiancee, futon both start with F so they are basically the same."
Me:"Yeah.Fuck also starts with F."
Jon:"Look at this!"
Points at me.
Hahahha.
I love propostioning rock stars.
I went to see Kill Hannah at Remingtons.
There were three opening bands.
Dead Sexy was the worst local band ever.
ActionReaction was pretty good.
And Love Arcade was amazing.
There were fat gothtards in front of us the whole show so i was totally terrorizing them.
I wanted to be in the front row.
I poured water on them and they still wouldn't move or say anything.
When Kill Hannah came on they were fabulous with their awesome guitar lights.
Everyone got excited when we threw up glitter during Kennedy.
The lead singer of Dead Sexy decided he needed to be in front of us during the last song so
i'm totally slandering their name all over the place.
After the show i saw Justin Crabstoner all stoned out of my mind.
He ran off with my coat.
Brenna jacked the set list for Kill Hannah so she could get it signed.
Baby Jade was also there making out with his sick girlfriend.
I almost puked all over the place.
I met Mat Devine first.
He was really nice and looked a lot like Robert Smith.
I made him laugh when i told him i broke my nail off purging myself earlier.
Than he confused me with yellow sharpie lids.
Next we met Jon Radteke the synth guitarist.
He was amazingly hot.
Here is our conversation:
me:"I love you!"
Hug.
Me:"Let's be best friends for life."
Jon:"Awh okay."
me:"Since you're my best friend you have to live with me.I have a futon."
Jon:"I don't think my financee would like that."
me:"Shh. Shh. You don't have a financee."
Jon:"Fiancee, futon both start with F so they are basically the same."
Me:"Yeah.Fuck also starts with F."
Jon:"Look at this!"
Points at me.
Hahahha.
I love propostioning rock stars.


2 Comments:
you are wonderfully witty...
i'm now a legal driver in the state of arizona
i need my AFI
sweet... some friends and myself decided to have a contest to see who was the worse driver... i didn't win, but i came in a close second (three stoplights and one stop sign later)... that's with us all totaled.
i'm over that now, so i have to find something else to occupy my precious time with... maybe this time it will be productive, not curbed and stuck in snow
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